Hugh Grant was arrested for hurtling baked beans at a photographer. I want to do that and I'm not even famous. In this Orwellian day and age of surveillance several ideas come to mind for you outraged Luddites.
1) Bad tempered helper monkey bodyguards - specifically Pongo pygmaeus which are noted for their "bezerk reaction to flash photography."
2) Bee swarms, though a bit unwieldy to transport, the key ingredient is a spray bottle of isopentyl acetate (bee pheremone).
3) Battery powered strobelight with 300 MHz wavelength modulation. $15.00 at RadioShack.
4) SneezeSpray
5) Eat the baked beans and fart mercilessly.
Friday, April 27, 2007
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