New Earthlings Racist as Fuck

The discovery of a New Earth is really exciting if you think about how long the Christians have been able to stick their heads in the sand of this one. Of course, it'd be a real blow if the New Earthlings also happened to worship a red-headed Arab with a Spanish name. It's not surprising that we finally find these noobs (there are 100,000,000,000 galaxies, each with 100,000,000,000 suns out there). The odds of finding other Earths are at least as high as ruining your life winning a $1,000,000 lottery. Check the irony here.

Still the 20 (light) year lag in communication would make for some interesting 1st contact. It might be hundreds of years before we're past the small talk, only to realize, "wait, you guys are still into trance?"